Saturday, August 2, 2014

Insects And Politicians

The lowest form of insect life I can think of is bedbugs. They're bloodsucking parasites that aren't good for anything. Without productive hosts to leech off of they would shrivel up and die.

Just like politicians.

Which brings us to this story.

Senate Undergoes Emergency Cleaning
The Architect of the Capitol took emergency measures Wednesday to handle a bed bug problem in a Senate Office Building, including closing off a restroom for a couple of days with yellow police tape.

The trouble began prior to a Senate Indian Affairs Committee hearing held Wednesday in which some attendees—lobbyists, presumably—employed people to wait in line for them. This is a common practice and sources tell us it falls under the jurisdiction of the Rules Committee chaired by Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.).

A female in line–one of the placeholders–had bedbugs. Sources tell The Mirror she was physically removed from the scene after one of her fellow line sitters noticed bugs crawling all over her. Apparently the bugs were also found in a women’s restroom.

“We’ve been on high alert all day for the damned creatures,” said a Senate aide on condition of anonymity. “People are pretty much on lockdown, scared to leave their offices.”
It wasn't clear if the staffer was speaking of bedbugs or senators...

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Maybe if we infested the whole place, they' actually get moving...