Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.02.17

I had a flat tire last week (more on that later). So today's topic is, not surprisingly, flat tires.

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

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A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap. While he does so, the woman opens the limo's bar, pours herself a glass of orange juice, and adds a couple fingers of vodka.

She takes a few sips, then glances out the window and notices that the poor chauffer is having a difficult time changing the tire. She takes pity on him and decides to offer him a drink.

"You wanna screwdriver?" she asks.

The driver replied "Hell, we might as well. I can’t get this freaking hubcap off.”

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the freeway.

She eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The life-like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before the police arrive.

An officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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Old NFO said...

LOL, good ones, and NOT fond memories here either... sigh

CenTexTim said...

Yeah, this one wasn't much fun. Blowout at 80 mph...