Sunday, December 18, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.12.18

Another semester has come and gone ... thank goodness.

The pretty coed was shocked when the biology professor asked her "What part of the human anatomy enlarges to about 10 times its normal size during periods of emotion or excitement?"

"I - I - I refuse to answer that question," the girl stammered and blushingly turned her face away.

Another student was asked the same question and answered correctly, "The pupil of the eye."

"Miss Fenster," said the professor, "your refusal to answer the question leads me to three conclusions.
  • One: You didn't study last night's assignment.
  • Two: You have a dirty mind
  • Three: Your marriage will be a tremendous disappointment."

Old professors never die, they just grade away.

Old professors never die, they just lose their class.

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

1 comment:

CharlieDelta said...

I have seen a series in an email with the "Find X" and about four or five others but I never saw the last one you have here regarding "Tracey".

LMAO! If anything, give that boy an "A" for having the balls to use that example.