Some of Dad's favorite sayings:
Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
At my age I sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
My joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Better to be an old fart than a young shithead.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
My wild oats have turned to mush.
I'm so old, I fart dust.
3 comments:
Happy Birthday to your dad! I will lift a Shiner in his honor today. Or a spiked warm beverage - the weather is miserable today, as evidenced by my joints.
Happy Birthday to him, and I can agree with most of those :-)
Thank you both. We're having a birthday party later today, and there definitely will be Shiners and other adult beverages.
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