Sunday, February 15, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.02.15

Tomorrow is Presidents Day. I remember when we celebrated Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays. Now they're all lumped together.


It’s Presidents Day. Zut alors!
Does anyone know what it’s for?
I’m not sure, but I’d guess
It’s meant to address
The need for more sales at each store.

When Will Rogers was being taken to the White House to meet President Calvin Coolidge, Vice President Dawes cautioned him not to try to be funny because the President had no sense of humour whatsoever.

Undaunted, Rogers bet Dawes that he could have Coolidge laughing within 20 seconds.

When the formal introduction was made, Dawes began by saying, 'Mr. President, may I introduce my friend, Mr Will Rogers.'

Rogers held out his hand with a questioning look and said, 'Pardon me, I didn't quite get the name.'

Coolidge roared with laughter, and Rogers won the wager.


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Like the last one.

Bear said...

I really didn't need to see a picture of the Hilldebeast this early in the morning. Or at all, for that matter.

Old NFO said...

Good ones, except Hildabeast... sigh

CenTexTim said...

WSF - the last one is more 'sad but true' than funny...

Bear and NSF - sorry to ruin your Sunday, but I thought it was worth noting that some folks are already annointing hillary as the next prez.