Sunday, February 8, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.02.08

Next Saturday is Valentine's Day. Forewarned is forearmed...

My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers."

I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.

Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a long and happy marriage.

Q:  On Valentine's Day, why did the banana go out with the prune?

A:  Because it couldn't get a date.


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Sometimes I don't miss being married.
Thanks for the laughs.

Old NFO said...

Good ones, and I'm not worried either... :-)

CenTexTim said...

Glad you both enjoyed them.