Monday, June 11, 2012

FOD 2012.06.11

The Ten Best Things You Can Say About Barack Obama

10. Obama wouldn't wear blue shoes with a brown suit.
  9. Obama hasn't violated the Third Amendment (yet).
  8. Obama has visited all 57 states.
  7. Obama's ears don't obstruct his vision.
  6. Obama knows all the best golf courses.
  5. Gold is at an all time high.
  4. No more Pontiacs.
  3. The White House lawn is nice.
  2. Obama really, really likes dogs.
  1. Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit.


4 comments:

JT said...

About that Third Amendment...the debater in me would like to point out that it is not a declared time of war in the USA, the White House belongs to the people, of which I am one (as are you and millions that believe the same) and we did not give permission for the Obama family to quarter in our house.

Old NFO said...

But...but... I LIKED Pontiacs! Especially the GTO!

CenTexTim said...

Go ahead, Harper, pick that nit... :-)

NFO - I wasn't a big Pontiac fan, but I did like the GTO - especially the Judge.

Pascvaks said...

As with everything about Chicago Community Organizing and our pothead Master Slight-of-Hander and Tele-Prompter-Reader, these things only appear to be true, or not, due to the angle and position of the mirrors, the speed and rate of rotation of the fans blowing the smoke, the hue and filter and brightness of the lights, AND the fact that the SS (Secret Service) has been preoccupied of late renegotiating service contracts for State Visits scheduled during the next few months. When it comes to BIG 'O' believe nothing and no one, you might break even.