Saturday, April 23, 2016

Stripper Alert

I have no words...

FBI-Themed Stripper Triggers Panic, Security Alert
A male stripper sparked panic in Frankfurt's red-light district after being spotted with what appeared to be an assault rifle and bullet-proof vest emblazoned with "FBI."

"A significant number" of police officers were deployed to the area after Saturday night's sighting, officials said.

The 30-year-old Hungarian man was later found in a table-dance bar, where he revealed the suspicious items were part of the costume for his act.

 The weapon turned out to be a plastic replica "but had deceiving similarities to a G36 assault rifle," according to a police statement.

After a delay, the stripper was permitted to perform late Saturday, "but whether his act was a success, is not known," police added.
Oh, those wacky Germans.

Please do not click to embiggen - I'm begging you!

4 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Gag!

Toejam said...

Someone toss a bucket of bleach on Moosechelle?

Old NFO said...

Brain bleach- STAT!!!

CenTexTim said...

Guys, I just want to know one thing.

Who the hell tucked those dollar bills in his G-string...?