Sunday Funnies 2015.10.04

Here in Central Texas temperatures last night got down in the 50s, and the high today is in the mid-80s. That may not sound like much to the rest of the nation, but to us it's a gorgeous autumn day.

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies: "Autumn."

Autumn is a season for big decisions -- like whether or not it's too late to start spring cleaning.

Autumn leaves are a lot like kids.

First they turn on you. Then they fly away. And next thing you know, you look out the window and they're back!

I can hardly wait until all the leaves turn brown to match the grass.