Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.06.28

The big news this week - bigger than the SCOTUS ruling on obamacare, the terrorists attacks around the world, the Confederate flag controversy, or the latest antics of Kim Kardashian - is the legalization of gay marriage.

I fully support gay marriages.

They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

What do you call a gay guy who marries a much younger man (IOW, a gay cougar)?

A Pink Panther.

Supporters of gay marriage say it's about respect, tolerance, and equal rights.

Why do gays get special treatment? I've been married for over 20 years. I get no respect, no tolerance, and no equal rights.

You know who is really opposed to gay marriage?

Gays who are afraid of commitment. Now they have no excuse.

I think gay marriage is great for all Americans - especially divorce lawyers.

Of course, gay marriage does raise some serious questions.
Who gets the bachelor party?
Who goes downstairs in the middle of the night to check on the noise?
Who forgets the anniversary?
Who refuses to stop and ask for directions?
Which one will take forever to get ready?

Congratulations gay people -- you are about to discover the joys of alimony.

Caution: clicking on the "Show/Hide" button below will reveal a funny, but crude, offensive, and definitely NSFW cartoon.

You've been warned...