FOD 2015.06.15

Just when you think this world can't get any crazier, along comes an even greater dose of insanity.

It was just last week when we were all discussing Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's transformation. The word of the day was "transgender."

That's so last week. We've now moved on to another "trans" - transracial.

Transgender is OUT! TransRACIAL is IN!! And Barack Obama is Running for President in 2016

Transgender has been the big deal in the culture wars... It’s a huge deal on college campuses and even the US military – well, Barack Obama’s version of the US military – is dealing with it. Transgender was THE NEW BLACK. And it’s had it’s 15 minutes of fame, move over and welcome transRACIAL.

That would be someone who is trapped in a white body but who “identifies” as African-American. Transracial is so in, it turns out that the head of the Spokane, WA NAACP is transracial. And they’re excited about it.

If you’re behind the curve on this one, Rachel Dolezal is the president of at Spokane NAACP. She’s appeared on TV “news” decrying racism and talking about nine incidents of racist threats against her. Her parents, pictured at the right, noted that she isn’t “African-American,” she’s a “pasty-white-American.”

Here’s Rachel’s pictures when she was younger and a tad more in control of her emotions and her mental health.

And, here’s Rachel today.

Nice spray tan there Rachel.

Here's more about Rachel.

She Has Admitted Her Parents Are White. When asked by The Spokesman-Review in Spokane, Washington whether she was white, she answered, “That question is not as easy as it seems. There’s a lot of complexities… and I don’t know that everyone would understand that.” She concluded, “We’re all from the African content.” Except, of course, for Barack Obama, who was born in Hawaii.

She Says She Lived in a Teepee, and Her Family Used Bows and Arrows to Hunt. In an interview ... she said that she was born in a “Montana teepee.” She said that her family “hunted their food with bows and arrows.” She said she and her parents lived in Colorado and South Africa after moving from Montana. Her parents say all of that is false.

She Is An Adjunct Professor of African-American Studies at Eastern Washington University.

Of course she is. As an aside, EWU is pronounced "eww."

She Is A Licensed Diversity Trainer.

Folks, you can't make this stuff up.

She Says She Was Repeatedly Abused By Her Parents and Ex-Husband. They then moved to South Africa, where her mother and stepfather beat her and her siblings...

Her parents say she’s a liar; they never even lived in South Africa.

She Has Repeatedly Claimed To Be The Victim of Anti-Black Hate Crimes. She says Idaho white supremacist groups burglarized all of her homes when she lived in the state, and explained that they felt “threatened by female power.” She says they threatened to kidnap her son, Franklin, and “hung nooses in her home.” No arrests were ever made.

This week, Spokane police released information about Dolezal’s most recent complaint: that she received hate mail. But according to the Spokesman-Review, it’s highly possible she sent it herself:

Police records say the initial package Dolezal reported receiving did not bear a date stamp or bar code... Investigators interviewed postal workers, who said it was either very unlikely or impossible that the package could have been processed through the post office, implying that the only alternative was that it had been put there by someone with a key…

Kurt Neumaier of the Kootenai County Task Force on Human Relations, where Dolezal worked for three years, now says he doubts all of her claims as to hate crimes. He also says she wasn’t properly vetted:

Neumaier said he was suspicious of several incidents Dolezal reported in Coeur d’Alene, including her discovery of a swastika on the door of the Human Rights Education Institute when the organization’s security camera was “mysteriously turned off.” “None of them passed the smell test,” he said.

There's more, but you get the idea.

So what does all this have to do with barack obama running for president in 2016?

Barack Obama is not going to be held in slavery to the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution he has never read. No siree. He’s seen the mess in the Democratic Party that finding a successor to his accomplished Presidency has created and he has the solution.

Barack will be announcing – on the 4th of July – that he’s actually not a black male. He’s feeling like he’s a Hispanic female. Based on his becoming a “new person” the 22nd Amendment does not apply to him and he’s eligible to run in 2016.

You think we’re kidding …

After the last couple of weeks, anything's possible.