Sunday, January 25, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.01.25

Our kids have returned to college after the Christmas break.

In spite of everything, I miss them...

If parenthood was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.

Parents spend the first twelve months of their children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

This parent has it figured out!


Bag Blog said...

My kid graduated! Now if we can just get her moved in to her new house for her new job.

Grandkids are so much more fun. When they are bad, we blame their parents.

CenTexTim said...

Congrats on the grad! Like my father used to say, "One step at a time."

The only problem with blaming the grandkids' parents is that they learned from you... :-)

Bag Blog said...

Yes they did learn from us, but we factor in "the in-law" problem.