Sunday, June 22, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.06.22

Yesterday was the Summer Solstice - aka the first day of summer...

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!

One hot summer day, a man is filling up his truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful, and he gets gasoline all over his left shirt sleeve. He ignores it, and leaves the station after paying for the gas.

As he's driving down the highway, a guy in the car in front of him tosses a cigarette butt out the window. As luck would have it, it lands on the pickup driver's sleeve and sets it on fire!

The man drives faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the flames, but they burn hotter! As he speeds down the highway, a state trooper sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks the man out of the truck and rolls him on the ground until the fire is extinguished. As the man dusts himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons! Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?"

The officer replies, "Possession of an illegal fire arm."

Did you know that in the Southern Hemisphere, they experience the seasons in reverse? That’s right - they are experiencing remmus right now. (Think about it...)


Old NFO said...

Snerk... Illegal fire arm... GOOD one!

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Groan. But +1 on baking Texas.

CenTexTim said...

NFO - That one was pretty bad...

WSF - Actually, we've had a pretty mild summer so far (knock on wood). But I'm sure we'll pay for it down the road.