Sunday, June 1, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.06.01

Teenage daughter on my mind this weekend...


One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern.

“Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.”

“Oh please, Mom,” replied the daughter, “If he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”


My teenaged daughter was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing."

She turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, "I'm turning left."


A father, angry because his teenage daughter had missed her curfew, told the teenager, "I told you to be home by a quarter of twelve!"

The girl responded, "But Dad, my math teacher said that a quarter of twelve is three (¼ of 12 is 3)."






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