To those who have gone before...
Today, let's take a lighter approach to Memorial Day. There'll be time enough tomorrow to be solemn.
I can't wait to spend Memorial Day doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.
Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked
1. Huge grill marks on your ass.
2. Stay in the local burn ward now part of the family cookout tradition.
3. Image of Grandpa in his Speedo is indelibly burned into your memory.
4. Your improbable kebob skewer mishap headlines local paper.
5. Your barbeque fire consumed 10,000 acres.
6. Your five-year-old took the phrase "weiner roast" literally.
7. While you baked in the sun, drinking buddies placed a DUMBASS stencil on your forehead.
8. Your Ball Park Frank didn't plump, if you know what I mean.
A Vietnam veteran sits down next to an Iraq veteran in the VA waiting room and asks him "How long have you been here?"
The Iraq vet responds, "Ever since last Memorial Day."
2 comments:
All good ones, and that last one damn sure is on the money...
Sadly, it is.
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