Teen Girl to Friend: “For the prom, I’m renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair.”
Teacher who has overheard the conversation: “Wow, that’s more than I spent for my wedding!”
Teen Girl: “Yeah, well, you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience.”
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table.
There’s no punchline...
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| Cowboy Prom Limo |
4 comments:
LOL, works for me... What caliber for boyfriends???
I prefer 12 gauge, loaded with #1 buckshot, full choke.
CTT,
Agreed on the weapon. My 1st choice too.
Advice: Aim for the crotch and do other fathers a favor.
Crotch, or 12 gauge suppository. Either one works just fine...
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