Sunday, October 27, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.10.27

Yesterday my wife and I celebrated our  anniversary. Mumble-mumble years of wedded bliss...

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
-- Ogden Nash

Sadie and Benny were both 65 years old and were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. When all the family and guests had left their house, a fairy appeared from nowhere and said to them, “Congratulations, you two. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”

Sadie said, “I want to travel around the world.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and POW – Sadie had tickets in her hand for a round the world cruise.

Then the fairy asked Benny what he wanted.

Benny replied. “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me."

So the fairy picked up her wand and POW – Benny was 95 years old.

A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says, ‘Should I go out and kill a chicken?’

The husband replies, ‘Why blame a bird for something that happened twenty years ago?’

Actually, I am a very fortunate man to be married to a woman who puts up with more than she should have to. Here's to mumble-mumble more years, honey. Love you...


Harper said...

Congrats! Someday I would like to meet the fine, brave woman who has put up with you for so long.

Old NFO said...

Congrats is right! And MANY more... (peaceful ones that is)... :-)

CenTexTim said...

Harper - She has the patience of a saint. Of course, so do I...

She's not into the blog meet thing, but if you're ever in the Boerne/Bergheim area I'll arrange an introduction.

NFO - Thank you. I appreciate it.