Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Public Service Announcement

There are a few single guys out there who drop by this blog every once in a while. As a public service to them, I'm passing along the following two items.

First, there's a lonely gal out there who's looking for some male companionship.
Bar Refaeli, 28, speaks to her inability to find a man — 'So what’s wrong with me? Why am I alone?'
Blue-eyed, blond beauty Bar Refaeli said she’s stumped by her inability to land a steady boyfriend, future husband and potential father to her children.

“I don't understand it,” the 35-24-35 stunner said in a tell-all interview running Friday in the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth.
I don't understand it either.

Hard to believe this gal is having trouble finding a man.
The lucky guy who lands the sultry swimsuit siren might be surprised to discover that Refaeli has no aversion to handling her own housework.

“I’m not at all a feminist,” she says. “I don’t want him to do my dishes. I’ll do the dishes, and I’ll clean, and I’m the one who wants to stay at home with the kids in the end.”
As you might imagine, there's no shortage of guys vying for her hand. If you want to be the lucky dude who sweeps her off her feet, let me suggest that you get a new haircut.
Manhattan hairdresser Mischa G laughs out loud at the grateful message from a client thanking her for the look she crafted for him the previous day.

“Your haircut got me a threesome!” texts Philip McElroy, a 21-year-old Hunter College student.

Thirty-year-old Mischa Gobie (professionally, she goes by the initial G for her last name) is the creator of “The Get Laid Haircut,” a term she coined herself.

Ask any Mischa devotee and they’ll swear it gets results in the bedroom ... She came up with the term, “The Get Laid Haircut,” a couple years ago after so many of her customers shared stories of their conquests after she did their hair...
There you go, guys. All you need to do to get lucky is get a new haircut and then call the lonely supermodel.

You're welcome...

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

LOL, yeah right...

CenTexTim said...

Hey, a guy can dream...

kerrcarto said...

She must be a super hell bitch, because I could put up with a lot of bullshit for that.

CenTexTim said...

I've put up with a lot of bullshit for a lot less...