Sunday, October 20, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.10.20

Still golfing with my buddies ... and shaking my head over our government...

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The farmer said, "I buried 'em all out back."

The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

Why Dogs Should Be President
They work for the good of the pack.

They protect their young and their elders.

They do not lie, cheat or steal.

They won't spend money redecorating the White House.

They can be NEUTERED!

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
~Will Rogers


Old NFO said...

All true, and Will Rogers is NEEDED today! Sigh...

Mel said...

Why dogs should be president.

They do not lie, cheat or steal.
We had a Siberian husky that stole
a rack of ribs from an unknown neighbor shortly after we moved into our first home. The price of the ribs was more than my monthly utilities combined.
They were still partially in the wrapper (half eaten) when she came in with them. Unfortunately I had to throw them out and hide the evidence.
Sure wish we could have eaten them.

CenTexTim said...

NFO - roger that!

Mel - your dog didn't steal the ribs ... she 'redistributed' them.