Sunday, September 16, 2012

Sunday Funnies 2012.09.16

A few more jokes left over from the recent democrat convention...


Q: How do you confuse a democrat?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: What the difference between a democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

Q: What's the definition of a democrat running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.

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A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.

"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!" 










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