Sunday, September 18, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.09.18

Football season is now in full swing - finally!

Q: Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?
A: Out to pass-ture.

Q: What do you call a lineman's kids?
A: Chips off the old blocker.

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
 - Football commentator and former Washington Redskins player Joe Theismann

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
 - Phyllis Diller

Two guys are talking about an upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "It's a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The second replies, "She's waiting for him to kick off."


Old NFO said...

Good ones, especially the Theismann quote...

Toejam said...

You sure it was Theismann?

Sounds more like Yogi Berra.

CenTexTim said...

TJ, I got that quote from the Internet. Therefore it must be correct, right ... :-)

Maybe Theismann was quoting Yogi. I don't think Joe's had an original thought in many, many years.

Harper said...

Far be it from me to speak disrespectfully of a former member of my beloved Redskins. But, Joe wasn't really a favorite of mine, so we will overlook this - that sounds exactly like something Theismann would say. The man is like Biden-lite.

CenTexTim said...

Theisman's got at least two strikes against him.

1. He went to Notre Dame.

2. He played for the Redskins. (Sorry, Harper, but I don't like anyone or anything from Washington. Maybe that's because I lived for a year in Prince Georges County, MD, just outside D.C.).