Q: Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?
A: Out to pass-ture.
Q: What do you call a lineman's kids?
A: Chips off the old blocker.
- Football commentator and former Washington Redskins player Joe Theismann
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
- Phyllis Diller
Two guys are talking about an upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "It's a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The second replies, "She's waiting for him to kick off."
5 comments:
Good ones, especially the Theismann quote...
You sure it was Theismann?
Sounds more like Yogi Berra.
TJ, I got that quote from the Internet. Therefore it must be correct, right ... :-)
Maybe Theismann was quoting Yogi. I don't think Joe's had an original thought in many, many years.
Far be it from me to speak disrespectfully of a former member of my beloved Redskins. But, Joe wasn't really a favorite of mine, so we will overlook this - that sounds exactly like something Theismann would say. The man is like Biden-lite.
Theisman's got at least two strikes against him.
1. He went to Notre Dame.
2. He played for the Redskins. (Sorry, Harper, but I don't like anyone or anything from Washington. Maybe that's because I lived for a year in Prince Georges County, MD, just outside D.C.).
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