Sunday, September 18, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.09.18

Football season is now in full swing - finally!


Q: Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?
A: Out to pass-ture.

Q: What do you call a lineman's kids?
A: Chips off the old blocker.




"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
 - Football commentator and former Washington Redskins player Joe Theismann

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
 - Phyllis Diller



Two guys are talking about an upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "It's a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The second replies, "She's waiting for him to kick off."

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good ones, especially the Theismann quote...

Toejam said...

You sure it was Theismann?

Sounds more like Yogi Berra.

CenTexTim said...

TJ, I got that quote from the Internet. Therefore it must be correct, right ... :-)

Maybe Theismann was quoting Yogi. I don't think Joe's had an original thought in many, many years.

Harper said...

Far be it from me to speak disrespectfully of a former member of my beloved Redskins. But, Joe wasn't really a favorite of mine, so we will overlook this - that sounds exactly like something Theismann would say. The man is like Biden-lite.

CenTexTim said...

Theisman's got at least two strikes against him.

1. He went to Notre Dame.

2. He played for the Redskins. (Sorry, Harper, but I don't like anyone or anything from Washington. Maybe that's because I lived for a year in Prince Georges County, MD, just outside D.C.).