Quick Hits

A black guy, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”

(H/T Sondrakistan, who also gets credit for the following.)

“Michelle Obama sightings can be reported to SASQUAAAAAAAAAAAATCH”

Speaking of Attack Watch:

From EddieRobbins: "My neighbor removed his Obama bumper sticker. I think he's a racist."

From DickMeyers: "Bless me #AttackWatch for I have sinned. I have muttered naughty words about our Dear Leader 9 times & have doubted his divinity a few times"

From joaniekensil: "Ate refried beans & chips for breakfast which is sort of racist foodist - Carbon emissions to follow."

(H/T The American Spectator)