Based on preliminary reports, it looks like the U.S. military has finally killed that worthless camel-fucking asshole obama-oops-I-mean-osama-bin-laden. And it seems like his body is in our possession.
If this is true I hope that we treat his remains with all the reverence they deserve. By that I mean we hang him by his heels, disembowel him, anoint him with bacon, ham, and pig entrails, and then dump what's left into a Port-A-Potty at Ground Zero so we can all piss and shit on his carcass for years to come.
Fuck him, fuck his supporters, fuck anyone who thinks we shouldn't treat him and his followers with the utmost contempt.
Rot in Hell, you worthless son-of-a-bitch...
Sammiches.
20 hours ago
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