Wednesday, February 2, 2011

It's So Cold...

the democrats have their hands in their own pockets...

my testicles have became ovaries...

hookers are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands...

my car won't start running and my nose won't stop...

I chipped a tooth on my soup...

we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords...

Boy Scouts were offering to de-ice little old ladies...

when I turned on the shower I got hail...

I saw chickens mugging the sheep just to get wool for sweaters...

2 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

"my testicles have become ovaries..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Toejam said...

"my testicles have become ovaries..."

Hi chuckie,

Why not just grow a pair!