Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.02.20



Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.

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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone blames him for the worsening deficit and economy, the turmoil in the Middle East, and the problems along the Mexican border. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replied, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

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For Presidents Day, Barack Obama's daughters told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations.

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