Sunday Funnies 2011.02.13

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Accordingly, we present the following.

This one reflects the extremely cold weather we've had this winter.

This one captures how most guys feel about the holiday.

And this one is dedicated to my lovely wife, who puts up with more than she should as a consequence of being married to me.

Speaking of wives, this quote is painfully true (twice ... some people are slow learners).

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
 ~Groucho Marx

When a woman at the the school where I worked became engaged, I offered her some advice.

"The first ten years are the hardest."

"How long have you been married?" she asked.

"Ten years," I replied.