Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
Sammiches.
20 hours ago
1 comment:
BOO to the professor. He's an evil, evil man!
What else is left to us guys if they take away bouncing boobs and erect nipples sticking through a skimpy bra?
Post a Comment