A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do the Dallas football team and the movie Brokeback Mountain have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!
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Jerry Jones is flying in the Chilean miners for this weeks football game.
He's looking for anyone who can show the Dallas Cowboys how to get out of a hole.
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The police found a 6 year old boy wandering the streets. They offered to take him home. The boy said no, because his mother beats him.
The officers asked the boy, "What about your father?"
The boy replied, "He beats me too."
The police asked him who he would like to live with.
The boy replied, "With the Dallas Cowboys, because they don't beat anybody."
1 comment:
Keep 'em coming, I love to goad the hubby. Of course, Chucky Gruden getting the job will be the best. joke. ever.
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