Sunday, December 6, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.12.06

On Thursday, the day after two muslims went on a murderous rampage in San Bernardino, the Attorney General of the United States made her position on terrorism crystal clear.
AG Loretta Lynch said her "greatest fear" is the "incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric" in America and vowed to prosecute any guilty of what she deemed violence-inspiring speech.
Well, Loretta, I have a proposition for you. When muslims stop killing people, I'll stop my anti-muslim rhetoric. Until then, your misguided political correctness offends and disgusts me. To offset the garbage spewing from your mouth - and the mouth of your boss, barack hussein obama - here's some rhetoric for you.

I hope you choke on it.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

Q: How does a Muslim close the door?
A: Islams it.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.

Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder

Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say?
A: Allah board.

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None. American Liberals can do it all by themselves.

Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?
A: "Hello, Mr. President."


Well Seasoned Fool said...

That last cartoon is going on Facebook. Want to make sure my name is on the s$^t list.

Old NFO said...

Good ones! Sadly... And agree with your comment to Lynch!

Anonymous said...

Does this mean I can't eat a pork chop in front of a Muslim because it will inspire violence?

Or my 20 year old daughter can't wear her bikini cause a Muslim might be in the area and inspire him to commit violence.

Just wondering.

Actually, if Loretta Lynch wore a bikini in public it would inspire mass vomiting and the price of eye-bleach to skyrocket!

CenTexTim said...

WSF - take it and welcome. Let me know how it works out for you... :-)

NFO - I thought Holder was bad, but Lynch ... she's a clueless puppet idiot.

Toejam - it seems like just about anything inspires violence from muslims these days.

Anonymous said...

The A.G. babe Lynch has "sandbag legs" too boot, CTT.

That really disturbs me!