Sunday Funnies 2014.07.27

As I mentioned yesterday, I had a wee bit too much to drink Friday night.

Saturday morning I was convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

Trying to gain control of the situation, I commanded the bedroom to "stay still."

I had to wear sunglasses when I opened the refrigerator.

Here's a description of what it was like to wake up that day.

From somewhere in remote distances, muffled beyond sight or sound, his soul crawled back painfully, through subterranean corridors, up into his body again. Toward the last it moved to a cacophony of hammers and lights.

Then he was awake.

The first eye was bad enough. But when he opened his second eye, such a rush of anguish flowed through his brain that he hastily closed them again.

― John Dickson Carr

The next one really resonated with me. Although I didn't teach physics, I did have days like that...