Wednesday, December 12, 2012

And In Other News

I'm tired of reading and writing about depressing topics such as the fiscal cliff, assaults on our privacy, turmoil in the Middle East, and other downers. It's time for something a little more upbeat.

Ladies, are you having trouble getting the attention of the man in your life? Men, are you wondering what to get that special someone for Christmas?  Well, search no further. Here's the answer to both those dilemmas.

Pizza Hut Launches Perfume Line
It began as a joke on the company’s Facebook page in August when Pizza Hut Canada’s marketing firm, Grip Ltd., published a post about bottling the pizza chain’s scent, Business Insider reported. Thousands of fans commented asking where they could purchase the fragrance prompting Pizza Hut to actually make it.

The limited-edition perfume features subtle notes of freshly baked dough and seasoning...
Gives a whole new meaning to nibbling on your gal's ear.

And if pizza perfume doesn't excite you, how about this?

Sex Toy Giveaway leaves Boston Abuzz
Hundreds lined up in Boston's South End Monday for a giveaway that some people wished would go away.

The free giveaway by Trojan was so controversial it originally got booted from City Hall Plaza.

The company said it handed out 10,000 adult devices during the giveaway Monday.

"My mom called me and told me they were giving free things out," said one woman.

The event was originally scheduled to be held on the plaza in front of Boston's City Hall, but a group of atheists got it moved.

They felt that repeated exclamations of "Oh my God ... Oh my God" would violate the separation of church and state...


Old NFO said...

Snerk... Those are two real 'winnahs' there...

CenTexTim said...

Hey, who doesn't like pizza? and as for the other one, well, what can I say...