Friday was the first day of Spring.
Seems like the weather didn't get the message...
Q. What did the overly excited gardener do when spring finally arrived?
A. He wet his plants!
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!
Q: Why are soldiers so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long 31 day March.
Q. What's a three-season bed?
A. A bed without a spring.
I’m Talking Whores, People.
6 hours ago
1 comment:
Come on Spring! Sigh...
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