That's just not right.
In fact, it's so cold here that:
...the optician is giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
...our kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
...we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords!
...we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!
...we had to salt the hallway!
...I have a new excuse for drinking vodka. "But dear, it's the only thing that's still liquid!"
...we're making our beds with sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer is really screwed up now.”
6 comments:
Good ones and all true... As I look out the window at freezing rain falling... sigh
The Maxine cartoon is actually true. Not that I am as old as Maxine. In fact, she looks a lot like my mother-in-law.
NFO - it has been a long winter, hasn't it.
BB - I'll take your word for it... :-)
We need more snow and freezes; too mild a winter. We will pay for it this summer.
Three snow days last week with Friday being the worst case scenario; the bad weather hit at 8:30 am, schools closed and let all those teenage drivers out on icy roads. It took me 2 hours and 20 minutes for an 18 mile trip. It is going to be 70 degrees on Tuesday and then sleet again on Wednesday. Ugh.
WSF - I'm sure the northeast would be glad to give you some of their snow - or even Dallas...
Harper - stock up on the necessities - beer and wine...
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