From The In-Box

Tax Question:

Are you guys having the same problem I am?  The IRS sent my tax return back!   AGAIN!

I don't understand why.  In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"  I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bums; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate. 

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.

 Questions We've All Been Wondering About:

Question 1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A:  It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Question 2: WHAT  IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Question 3: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Question 4: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.  But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Question 5: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:  Because they don't have any balls to  scratch...

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER

Question 6: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

BONUS JOKE:

A 4-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mommy", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.