Are you guys having the same problem I am? The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!
I don't understand why. In response to the question: "Number of dependents?" I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bums; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.
Questions We've All Been Wondering About:
Question 1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Question 2: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Question 3: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Question 4: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Question 5: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER
Question 6: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
BONUS JOKE:
A 4-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mommy", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
1 comment:
Hehehe... All good ones, and pretty much true!
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