On the much more likely chance that she won't read it, here's why a 21st anniversary may be problematic.
My wife and I were sitting at a table in a local restaurant staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my first ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we got divorced over 25 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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