Wednesday, October 26, 2011

You Light Up My Life

On the off chance that my wife reads this, Happy 20th Anniversary honey.


On the much more likely chance that she won't read it, here's why a 21st anniversary may be problematic.
My wife and I were sitting at a table in a local restaurant staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my first ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we got divorced over 25 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

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