(Best man Jure) Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at (the) wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong…INCOMING!!!
He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7 meters across the room and looping about 2 meters high.
“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding."The weapon of mass destruction was propelled by what are evidently a very impressive set of vajayjay muscles possessed by the 'exotic dancer' hired to perform at the bachelor party.
“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said.Does it take much experience to realize that said implements of pleasure don't usually fly around the room?
The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr. Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.I have absolutely nothing to add…
“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.
(H/T to Roger the Real King of France for the link.)
2 comments:
Whoever was in charging of laying out that cover page clearly had a sense of humor. Flying dildos and a chance to win a pearl necklace?
Who in the world goes to the newspaper with the story about how they got a scar from a flying dildo? Whatever happened to destroying the evidence and pretending it never happened?
I didn't even notice the pearl necklace reference - good one.
"Who in the world goes to the newspaper with the story about how they got a scar from a flying dildo?"
I blame reality TV.
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