A while back
Harper had a post about a chain of dental clinics that, among other things, rewarded kids for visiting by giving them candy. Well, here's the men's version. (from
JammieWeaingFool)
Advanced drugs can cure many ills, new technology can revolutionise surgery but sometimes a low-cut, sorry lo-tech, solution is all you need - one dentist has bought herself and her ten nurses tight-fitting, cleavage-maximising dresses to distract worried patients while they work.
Dr Marie-Catherine Klarkowski said: ‘The most important thing is to take away patients’ fear. The sight of cleavages gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly.
‘Some patients’ mouths are already wide open on entering the practice.’
Men - so simple, so predictable.
It is unclear if the patients feel less pain but the number of clients going to the Relax & Smile practice in Munich has risen by a third since the change. Yes, they are all men.
Dr Klarkowski came up with the fleshy idea at an Oktoberfest event after seeing how men ogled waitresses in their traditionally revealing ‘dirndl’ outfits.
Beer and cleavage - always a winner.
‘I much prefer working in a dirndl, I enjoy looking good at work and it’s a lot more fun since we had the new outfits,’ said employee Larisa Hrustic.
Who knows. Pretty soon every visit to the dentist could involve a happy ending.
2 comments:
Even for a girl, looking at cleavage would be more exciting than staring at the ceiling tiles - or up the dentist's nose.
Ya know, the happy ending thing isn't such a bad idea, all parties willing, of course. Sterile environment, all kinds of vibrating and suction tools...
Oh my - that conjures up all sorts of images...
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