Sunday Funnies

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

As the gunman ran out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

The robber then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence during which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then one old rancher tentatively raised his hand and, while keeping his head down, said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."