If you live in an area where there is substantial snowfall, remember to roll up your windows.
A husband and his wife were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee when the weather report came on the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today," the announcer said. "You must park your cars on the odd-numbered sides of the street."
The wife got up, mumbled something about "Damn snow," and headed outside.
The next morning the forecast was for another 4 inches of snow. The radio announcer instructed everyone to park on the even-numbered sides of the street so the snow plows could do their job. The wife shook her head, grumbled, and stomped outside.
For the third day in a row several inches of snow fell. The radio announcer was in the middle of saying "Park your cars on the - ." Right then the power went out.
The wife said, "Oh great. Now what am I supposed to do?"
Without looking up from his paper the husband said, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today," the announcer said. "You must park your cars on the odd-numbered sides of the street."
The wife got up, mumbled something about "Damn snow," and headed outside.
The next morning the forecast was for another 4 inches of snow. The radio announcer instructed everyone to park on the even-numbered sides of the street so the snow plows could do their job. The wife shook her head, grumbled, and stomped outside.
For the third day in a row several inches of snow fell. The radio announcer was in the middle of saying "Park your cars on the - ." Right then the power went out.
The wife said, "Oh great. Now what am I supposed to do?"
Without looking up from his paper the husband said, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"
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