From Barking Moonbat Early Warning System:
Hey Abdul! Remember when you were 15 and used to ride your camel naked across the desert while pulling your weasel? And you’d get the camel up to a gallop so that when you spooged off it would shoot up in the air and land right in your own mouth? That’s as close to lift-off as anyone in the entire muslime world has come to in the past 1400 years. You losers can’t even do fireworks, and your first cousins the paleoswinians make such poor baby-dick missiles that they can’t even hit the ground half the time.
So yeah, let’s send NASA over to sandland to help build up their self esteem. That’ll work!
Hey, see this rocket? Yeah, the one that’s taller than every other building in the Middle East except that one empty and unfinished office tower in Yemen. Uh huh, that one. Says Saturn V on the side. That one we spent $12 billion dollars on 41 years ago, more than your entire nation’s gross national product at the time, to send 3 white guys to the moon. Where they planted our flag. And took a zero gravity dump on the koran, but that’s part’s a state secret. Then we brought them all home again. And then we did it again ... half a dozen times. Just for fun, because we could. In your country at that time ... they hadn’t even invented clean water. Still haven’t, come to think of it. Feeling better yet?
And from the Friendly Tavern:
Seriously, folks, NASA is the organization that landed men on the moon not once, but multiple times. Once upon a time it represented all that was great about America. And now that loser-in-chief who's squatting in the White House has reduced it to a propaganda arm that's stroking a religion that treats women like
This is what obama wants to reach out to?
Screw him and the camel he rode in on...
1 comment:
I watched a video of a stoning once.
That is absolutely brutal!
But there are a select few pedophiles that I wouldn't mind getting slobberknocked by a few rocks.
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