Sunday, June 19, 2016

Sunday Funnies 2016.06.19

Happy Father's Day to all you Dads out there!

Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.

Father’s Day has become way too commercial.

We’ve all forgotten the true meaning of walking from room to room tut-tutting and turning off lights.

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

Fathers Day - when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Father - A banker provided by nature.

My dad's idea of planning for the future was to buy two cases of beer instead of one.

My wife is in a really bad mood today.

Just because I got more Father’s Day cards than we have kids.

Ammo shopping with Dad.


Old NFO said...

And to you sir! :-)

Bear said...

I showed that last one to my little brother, who still resides with the folks. Needless to say, that explanation is on point. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard him mutter "I gotta move out!" after one of Dad's jokes.

CenTexTim said...

NFO - thanks and ditto.

Bear - maybe he can move in with you... :-)