Friday, November 23, 2012

Thanksgiving After-Action Report

I hope everyone had as an enjoyable Thanksgiving as we did. Nothing special -- just family, friends, food, and fellowship -- but very enjoyable nonetheless. We only had about a dozen folks over; much less than normal. Some we expected didn't show up, and others we weren't expecting surprised us, but it's all good.

After dinner, during the cleanup, I was struck by the extraordinary number of liquor bottles in the recycle bin. It's not that we drank that much (although we did go through our fair share of wine and beer) but that we used quite a bit of booze in the cooking. Turkey roasted with wine and sherry, bourbon sweet potatoes, dressing with brandy-soaked cranberries and apples, Jack Daniels pie with bourbon cream sauce ... well, you get the idea.

Anyway, a friend sent me the following message. It does a great job of making us realize how much we truly have to be thankful for.

I AM THANKFUL:

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT.
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO.
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES.
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

(Thanks, Bots.)

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Those are all very good! And yeah, recovering from yesterday IS fun...

Bag Blog said...

Lots to be thankful for!

CenTexTim said...

NFO - Ain't it tho...

Lou - Amen!