Sunday, November 18, 2012

Sunday Funnies 2012.11.18

I stopped watching late night TV shows after Johnny Carson retired, because IMO no one will ever come close to the King of Late Night. But if I started watching again, I think Jay Leno would be my guy.
JAY LENO: I tell you, Rickey, the economy is not good. It's not good at all.

RICKEY MINOR: How bad is it, Jay?

LENO: The stock market is going down faster than a general's biographer.

The economy is so bad Paula Broadwell is now being forced to sleep with only three star generals.

The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen.
A few more non-Leno  "the economy is so bad" jokes:
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.

The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.


Old NFO said...

All good ones, and the Broadwell one had me snorting coffee... THAT burns!!! :-)

CenTexTim said...

To think she and Petraeus both graduated from West Point. Whatever happened to that "duty, honor, country" thing?