Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Father’s Day has become way too commercial.
We’ve all forgotten the true meaning of walking from room to room tut-tutting and turning off lights.
Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Fathers Day - when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
My dad's idea of planning for the future was to buy two cases of beer instead of one.
My wife is in a really bad mood today.
Just because I got more Father’s Day cards than we have kids.
|Ammo shopping with Dad.|