Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
Old age is when you try to, but don't make it past the weather report on the nightly news.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
As the new year begins, there are so many resolutions to be made and forgotten
My New Years resolution is 1024x768.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
I have only one resolution: To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have.
Last, but not least, one leftover Christmas cartoon.