AG Loretta Lynch said her "greatest fear" is the "incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric" in America and vowed to prosecute any guilty of what she deemed violence-inspiring speech.Well, Loretta, I have a proposition for you. When muslims stop killing people, I'll stop my anti-muslim rhetoric. Until then, your misguided political correctness offends and disgusts me. To offset the garbage spewing from your mouth - and the mouth of your boss, barack hussein obama - here's some rhetoric for you.
I hope you choke on it.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: How does a Muslim close the door?
A: Islams it.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder
Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say?
A: Allah board.
Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None. American Liberals can do it all by themselves.
Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?
A: "Hello, Mr. President."