For All The Moms Out There

Tomorrow (Sunday, May 10) is Mother's Day. For all you slackers out there who have put off getting dear old Mom anything, who are short of funds and are now in a panic, I have the solution. Take Mom out to dinner.

I know what you're thinking. "It's too late to get reservations. And besides, I can't afford it anyway."

Fear not. Through diligent research I have found the answer to your dilemma.

Moms Eat Free at Hooters on Mother’s Day

Let the mother of all wing joints pick up your mom’s tab on May 10.

Hooters invites you to bypass the corny card aisle, skip the bubble bath and let mom escape the ordinary with a free meal at Hooters on Mother’s Day, Sunday, May 10.

Because nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" like a platter of chicken wings and a pitcher of beer, served by a scantily clad bimbo.