Fine Print on bottom edge of sign: "LIMIT two husbands per wife under Thirty, three husbands per wife under Fourty, four husbands per wife under Fifty. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING HUSBAND(S) SAY(S) AFTER TWO DRINKS. All husbands must be picked up before closing and wives will be charged $5 per minute for late pickup. Husbands who fall asleep on the toilet must be picked up within 30 minutes of notification. Husbands who exhibit aggressive and unsocial behaviour after one dirnk must be picked up within 15 minutes of notification. Wives leaving husbands needing assistance with diaper changes will be charged $5 per assist. Not responsible for husbands valuables, clothes, prostetics, or prophilactics . NOTICE: All Entertainers Are Over 18 Years of Age. NOTICE: On site security is provided by off duty Mexican Police, if when you arrive to pick up your husband(s) and he/they are not at this location, our security officer will assist you in obtaining cross-border taxi service for a nominal negotiated charge. (s/Management)
A Lawyer?!! A @#^#$$*&#%^%@%@@%@$ Lawyer???!!! I was just reading the microscopic fine print on the bottom of the sign, can't you see it? Are you blind? ;-)
You're right! Shouldn't have mentioned it. Should have held off for a more appropriate post. Too little to smile at these days, and this idea deserves a minute of quiet happy reflection and a beer. Great sign!;-)
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Actually NOTHING wrong with that :-)
Fine Print on bottom edge of sign:
"LIMIT two husbands per wife under Thirty, three husbands per wife under Fourty, four husbands per wife under Fifty. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING HUSBAND(S) SAY(S) AFTER TWO DRINKS. All husbands must be picked up before closing and wives will be charged $5 per minute for late pickup. Husbands who fall asleep on the toilet must be picked up within 30 minutes of notification. Husbands who exhibit aggressive and unsocial behaviour after one dirnk must be picked up within 15 minutes of notification. Wives leaving husbands needing assistance with diaper changes will be charged $5 per assist. Not responsible for husbands valuables, clothes, prostetics, or prophilactics . NOTICE: All Entertainers Are Over 18 Years of Age. NOTICE: On site security is provided by off duty Mexican Police, if when you arrive to pick up your husband(s) and he/they are not at this location, our security officer will assist you in obtaining cross-border taxi service for a nominal negotiated charge. (s/Management)
NFO - it would make going shopping with her much more palatable.
Pascvaks - what are you, some sort of lawyer ... or just a spoilsport?
A Lawyer?!! A @#^#$$*&#%^%@%@@%@$ Lawyer???!!! I was just reading the microscopic fine print on the bottom of the sign, can't you see it? Are you blind? ;-)
You're right! Shouldn't have mentioned it. Should have held off for a more appropriate post. Too little to smile at these days, and this idea deserves a minute of quiet happy reflection and a beer. Great sign!;-)
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