Heat Wave Torments East Coast
** Yawn. Just a routine summer for us down here, although it is a little drier than usual. But since it's happening to the east coast it must be news. Of course, it is evidence of global warming. Oh, wait...**
1935 – The dust bowl heat wave reaches its peak, sending temperatures to 109°F (44°C) in Chicago and 104°F (40°C) in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And THIS summer they’re acting like it’s THE WORST THING EVARRRRRR!!!!!!
Amy Winehouse found dead of a drug overdose
** Yawn. Another entertainer who couldn't handle success. Sad, yes, but not really a surprise. **
NFL Strike Continues
** Yawn. Billionaires squabbling with millionaires. **
NBA Strike Continues
** Yawn. More billionaires squabbling with millionaires. **
Debt Ceiling Talks Continue
** Yawn. Millionaire politicians squabbling over how much of our money to take from us, and what to waste it on. What else is new? **
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1 comment:
Dear Amy,
I told ya Darwin rules.
But you were so busy gulping down bottles of Quaaludes, snorting mountains of Coke, pretending to be the canvas for some dope-fuelled tattoo artist and washing those down with gallons of Vodka you didn't hear me.
The religion of "ME" ain't gonna help you now.
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